Can't say the right thing
As Curt or as Doof
I don't have the answers
So I just stand aloof
You don't want my sympathy
Nor a cynical bluff
Whatever you do need
I haven't enough
My wit unamusing
My worry too vague
You won't give a name to
Those things that do plague
Won't offer solutions
Or things I can do
So I can't do the right thing
As Curt or as Doof