Mobile Harrassment

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Beedeep!
Mobile harrassment
But the phone battery is dead!

Beedeep!
Behind me she walks
Not sneering, she's beeping instead

Beedeep!
Shes gaining on me
Faster, she fills me with dread

Beedeep!
Her voice in my ear
RARGH! THAT BEEP! I'm now seeing red!

Beedoip!
Her name wasn't Nokia
She told me, before I tore off her head.